OSWEGO, NY - Our 16th season in 2011 had 25 drivers race 21 features en route to the 200-Lap Klassic to decide the best karter in Oswego, NY and beyond. And no, this is NOT the Oswego Kartway, where you invest a few grand into a kart with weekly fees, expensive methanol, race 5-10 minutes, herd you off like cattle, win a striker at best and dust at worst. Here, we race for an hour or so, invest only a few hundred with NO racing fees, go over 200 laps on a gallon of pump gas, AND have ONE class to decide real drivers. Not some sissy liberal - YOU'RE ALL WINNERS IN YOUR 1-10 KART DIVISONS, YAY! Er, GAY! And you can't beat the operator's son, because we all know he cheats but kiss his buns anyways. Because if we don't he'll kick us out and threaten us.